I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately..

I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately..

loveyourchaos:

Look at this happy little corgi.

loveyourchaos:

Look at this happy little corgi.

littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR
littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR
littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR
littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR
littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR
littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

(via kiraraccoon)

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal
wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(via amuse-bouchess)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(via lunarbabexx)

so are you a homosexual?

Answer:

theunbreakablexvx:

lol. basically.

little-cream-soda:

glitterbrain420:

cccarsland:

Same


How girls sleep

It really is the most comfy

little-cream-soda:

glitterbrain420:

cccarsland:

Same

How girls sleep

It really is the most comfy

(via hurricanes-andbutterflies)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via purzum)

You're a huge fucking loser nerd

if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

yourhairspraywasmace:

deadcityscrolls:

I wish there was a covenant that let me invade people who leave notes like “woman ahead therefore hole”

I always retaliate with “man ahead therefore useless.”

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via sex-and-metaphors)

theylooklikestronghand5:

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.


Always

theylooklikestronghand5:

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

Always

sextnoise:

im crying

sextnoise:

im crying

(via purzum)

deadcityscrolls:

I wish there was a covenant that let me invade people who leave notes like “woman ahead therefore hole”