I hate females that pretend to play video games to look cute. I’ll fuck you up in some Mortal Kombat you lying thot fuck out my face
This post is useless
I’d like to follow more vegans and bisexuals. If you’re either of those things, reblog this and I’ll check out your blog.
This is a strange request
Everybody knows that vegans reproduce asexually through budding, and that vegans and bisexuals have been at war since the great celibate tofu uprising.
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
Amber, I think we broke it
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.